This is literally me
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT
WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE
Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.
"i have a problem i can’t control"
"stop having that problem omg"
OH IM SORRY BUT YOU TELLING ME TO STOP SAYING SORRY MAKES ME WANT TO SAY SORRY BECAUSE I FEEL I HAVE WRONGED YOU FOR SAYING SORRY SO OF COURSE THE OBVIOUS THING I WILL DO NOW IS SAY SORRY SO JUST FUCKING STOP TELLING ME TO STOP SAYING SORRY AND I WONT SAY SORRY FOR THAT AND IT’LL BE ONE LESS SORRY YOU HAVE TO HEAR FROM ME!!!
If you think that you are bad at singing remember this, once I was singing over the rainbow in the kitchen and my mum called me so I went to her and she then asked me if I was crying
I sneezed really hard and accidently punched myself in the nose and now I’m bleeding, I’m not really feeling today tbh.
I love when my followers send me words of encouragement.
Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.
It’s pretty obvious-
IS Bruce Banner.