butts butts butts butts

This is literally me

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

mitunas-choice-rump:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE

ignore-the-pile-of-bloody-bodies:

lemonteaflower:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

"i have a problem i can’t control" 

"stop having that problem omg" 

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OH IM SORRY BUT YOU TELLING ME TO STOP SAYING SORRY MAKES ME WANT TO SAY SORRY BECAUSE I FEEL I HAVE WRONGED YOU FOR SAYING SORRY SO OF COURSE THE OBVIOUS THING I WILL DO NOW IS SAY SORRY SO JUST FUCKING STOP TELLING ME TO STOP SAYING SORRY AND I WONT SAY SORRY FOR THAT AND IT’LL BE ONE LESS SORRY YOU HAVE TO HEAR FROM ME!!!

sorry.

If you think that you are bad at singing remember this, once I was singing over the rainbow in the kitchen and my mum called me so I went to her and she then asked me if I was crying

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

I sneezed really hard and accidently punched myself in the nose and now I’m bleeding, I’m not really feeling today tbh.

I love when my followers send me words of encouragement. 

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mygayshoes:

Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.

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I mean-

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Seriously-

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Basically-

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It’s pretty obvious-

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That he-

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 IS Bruce Banner.

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Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
under-base:

millionaireplayboy:

talentedliarloki:

firstsonofodin:

 #it’s not gay if it’s a threeway